samspratt:

Started randomly doodling shapes an hour or two ago and it turned into this guy. I’ve named him Jürgen Wafflebaum

meladoodle:

godlykesha:

meladoodle:

one time my dad tripped over some ice and was like ‘this is JUST like the titanic’

is this the same dad that once called you dad

no, that was a different dad. i have thousands of dads that ive synthesised in my home lab in the basement. speaking of that, the three armed one just got out again god damnit

cybertutu:

wtf is this????? maybe i’m not human???

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ianference:

It is truly a strange thing when a steam pipe bursts under an abandoned building in the dead of winter, but that’s exactly what happened under the Clinic Building at Greystone Park State Hospital in 2007, a month before the building was unceremoniously knocked down.  The steam congregated near the ceiling of the abandoned asylum infirmary, condensing on the pipes and dripping down in regular patterns - and creating these ice stalagmites.  An hour after taking this photograph, demolition workers came into the building and chased us through the tunnels; we had to hide in an attic in 0 degree weather for hours while cops searched for us.  The next time I drove out there, there was no trace that a building had ever stood in this spot.

j5h:

catholicnun:

Can we stop pretending guys with beards are hot

dirky-dirky-heart:

evil-fallen-angel:

mundi-mage:

gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

biomorphosis:

This is not a tasty gummy sweet but a Jewel Caterpillar found in Amazon Rainforest. They are covered with sticky goo-like, gellatinous tubercles that provides protection from its predator like ants until they metamorphosise into winged moths.

HAVE YOU SEEN IT GROWN UP THOUGH

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literal pokemon

have you seen the cocoon it makes though? image

it’s so pretty as a baby, it looks like an actual gem. then suddenly it pupates into a net thing and when it comes out it looks like the fucking Lorax 

dude

beesmygod:

who the fuck is talking shit about the xkit guy i will drive to your house and preform a colonoscopy on you with my boot

mercedeslezzies:

I think this speaks for itself. Accepting a person doesn’t mean you get to put limits on their freedom. You can’t be an ally and want us to stop talking, or labeling, or demanding to be heard.  

Acceptance has no exceptions. Period. 

hoedere:

mol-bay:

what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?

god’s work

jelee-:

castleoflions:

magicalzebra:

running-on-neon:

when you can’t draw anything but eyes

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basedgosh:

a national hero

kangaya:

car show doodles i did today

cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

farandolae:

I understand why tone policing can be a problem like with like… most things. Like it’s normal to get upset in an argument, especially if it pertains to your rights, and lots of smug dudebros like to do the “Your point is irrelevant because you’re too emotional” bullshit.

But like… I’ve seen too many times on here when Person A says something, Person B calls them out and is like, capslock raging with lots of exclamation points and fucks and shits and other insults. And when Person A is like “hey can you not,” Person B pulls “DON’T TONE POLICE ME” and then it gets even worse. Then come the people agreeing with Person B and calling Person A a big meanie tone policing doo-doo head and then comes the anon hate, death threats, etc. I’ve seen it dozens of times.

That’s not how shit works IRL. I don’t care what went down or what I said, if you’re screaming in my face with spit frothing everywhere and your fists clenched, I’m not going to listen to you. I’m going to walk away, shut down the argument, and tell you I’ll engage you when you’ve calmed down. And everyone has the right to respond the same way in the online equivalent of that. I don’t care if it’s “tone policing,” no one has to put up with that, and no one has the right to act that way and be taken seriously.